Hey everyone. This is a post I wrote over the summer but never actually got a chance to finish. However, when I saw the television advert for the release if Bridesmaids on dvd I knew I had to finish it.
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Hey girls!
You really really have to get all the girls together and go see Bridesmaids. As a wedding fanatic, I will go see anything involving weddings so a trip to the cinema this week was inevitable. Little did I know how hilarious it was going to be….
I went to see Bridesmaids last night with Auntie L and D and, unfortunately, Mumzilla. (I know, not the wildest of nights for a 19 year old to head out with her aunt, her boyfriends mum and her mother, but that’s what happens when you’re in a computer science course – there is a distinct lack of females) So anyway off the 4 of us traipsed to the cinema, and after an anxious wait in the queue of 30-somethings women, vigilantly staring at the screen willing it to remain at “FEW TICKETS” instead of the dreaded “SOLD OUT”, we finally secured our tickets and headed up the trademark winged staircase.
There were very few seats left so we ended sitting at the bottom of the tiered seats. I sat down beside Auntie L and something just didnt feel right but when I asked her if I seemed to be very low down she told me I wasnt. Still not feeling quite comfortable I stood up, only to realise that the flap-down seat had detached on one side from the back of the chair so it was sitting wonky. So, I moved up to the next seat, only to land smack bang on my ass. This one wasn’t attached at all! And I had ended up on the floor. Cue much laughing from the surrounding people and a deep red blush across my face – thank god it was dark! Lol. Eventually, third time lucky, I got a seat that wasn’t a death trap, and the film started.
About 10 minutes into the film, two women came in, quietly as possible and headed towards the first empty seats they saw. I knew it was coming but I froze, and was unable to stop the impending disaster. As though in slow motion, I saw one of them clutch the arms of the chair, and whilst already glued to the screen, slowly lower herself down, and down, and down, til there was an almighty thump and two legs shot up in the air. I couldn’t help it, but I had to laugh. It was horrible of me, I know, but it was just so comical. After a few minutes though I was finally able to speak through the tears streaming down my face and asked if she was ok. Her pride was damaged, but other than that, she was fine. She was so mortified though, she refused to move to another seat and sat on the seat cushion on the floor all evening.
A while later, D, gasped, and had a minor freak-out moment when she felt something run over her foot. No-one knew what it was and we were all on high alert for a mouse running about. Later, Auntie L, let out a loud curse, as she felt it too. Panic was setting in when D felt it again, only to discover that it was only my mums handbag moving everytime my mum moved her foot!! Lol.
The movie was absolutely brilliant and we laughed our way through it, all of us getting slightly more hyper as the story went on.
There must’ve been something in the air that night though because halfway through the film there was a bang as someone was heading out to the toilet and didnt realise there was a step, tripped up it and knocked over the bin while reaching out to steady themselves. Apparently she didnt learn her lesson though because as she left at the end of the film, she tripped again, except this time was unable to steady herself, fell into the bin and ended up spread-eagled on the floor surrounded by popcorn. If that hadve been me, I would have crawled across the floor in embarrassment, to get out of there as soon as possible. Lol.
While all this was occurring and the four of us were laughing hysterically, the credits had stopped and there were a few extended clips. Someone who had been on her way out had decided to sit down to watch the last 5 minutes. And where did she sit? You guessed it, the broken chair recently vacated by the lady who left as soon as the credits started. This was just the icing on the cake, I am just thankful I have a very strong bladder, cos otherwise I know I would have wet myself laughing. (Slightly crude to say that, I know, and I apologise but I was laughing that hard)
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Even 6 months later, I am laughing as I write this. It really was a great night, and had a lot of “you had to be there” moments. We enjoyed ourselves so much, we are going to attempt to relive it by buying the dvd and watching it on the projector at D’s house. If you haven’t seen it – get all the girls together and rent it out. It will be a great night I promise!
Lots if hugs,
Toffee
P.S. I’m just pointing out, but there was no alcohol involved on this night out. Lol.
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